Thanks to Howard at The WebPen Blog who put me on to this funny story on The Dilbert Blog

For those of you who know me, you also know that Mr A was bitten by a venomous and distinctly un-English spider just before I met him last year. He nearly lost his arm….Pity it wasn’t this one….!

Brazilian Erection Spider

There’s a funky little spider in Brazil. Its venom gives male victims hours-long erections. How cool is that?


Apparently the spider’s venom doesn’t kill. It just causes pain and gives guys major erections. In other words: best. . . practical. . . joke. . . ever.

I wonder if you can order a jar of those spiders over the Internet. I don’t know anything about spider venom, but let’s say for the sake of this blog that you can squeeze a spider with a pair of pliers and get some venom for your evil purposes. Then slip that venom into an unsuspecting victim’s drink. The key to this prank is picking the right victim at the right time. Some examples spring to mind:

– Groom before the ceremony
– Presidential candidate before a debate
– Teacher before sex education class
– Major league pitcher in game seven of the World Series
– Ballet star before a performance
– Priest before communion
– Host before a toddler beauty pageant
– Olympic wrestler before a match


3 Responses to “Spidey-Power!”

  1. That story had me laughing harder than anything else I’ve read by Adams. Glad you liked it!

  2. It was just the kookiness of it!

  3. chaotickitty Says:

    Lol! Really not funny when you think about it, but what the hell, I laughed anyway.

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