I’m ……………..so I must be………….. (fill in the blanks)

This is a little piece about stereotypes, which has come from gothkittykat via chaotickittyMakes you think…all the things that people look at, think (or not) and assume…I’ve annotated some of the ones that apply most to me.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. I wish!

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I DID NOT CREATE THIS LIST.

I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. Er no, I’m jus not a baa baa sheep!

I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. Only if I’m feeling very nice!

I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. Or just a tendency to put wait on as soon as I LOOK at food…..

I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I’m an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I’m JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.(Hopefully this doesn’t work quite the same in the UK!!!!)

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I have done, but I don’t think I’m any crazier than anyone else……

I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.or it could just be totally unrelated and more to do with the fact my ass looks enormous in trousers…..

I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. Actually, I am a goth, but it’s not wearing black that makes me one…

I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.Alas no am more of the kind of gets all her money stolen and possessions trashed kind of girlfriend…..

I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. Or just well over the age of consent…….

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. And it looks so pretty!I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. And again< I am not a sheep…..

I’m INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. Or I just like talking about boy things sometimes…..

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.And girl things at other times….

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.I wish!

I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.Or just have some originality in life……

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. And the problem is?????

I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I’m PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.Or it might just be because I listen to people and treat them with respect

I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.

Added by~invaderzebra

I couldn’t hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.Er no…can still dislike people y’know!

I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t. Different strokes for different folks…I write, I paint, but I can’t add up or catch a ball…..

I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch. Or just want to stand up for what is mine???

Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

Ones added by other people

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist now where did I put that virgin???? Goths come in all shapes, forms, dress codes…and religions!

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. Or just can’t be bothered wasting my time arguing about trivia with people who aren’t going to understand anyway???

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep

“I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.”

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.Only some, specially favoured, hand-chosen ones…the rest are Ok……

I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. Or I could just be normal, drink coffee and not understand cricket, and visit the dentist???

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. And the English part of me? I was probably single-handedly responsible for everything, all of it!

Added by *QuibblerMe

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.Or I might just really like the idea that people will be able to understand what I write and say????

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

Added by *ru-shin

“I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.”Or just love life, adventure and new challenges????

Added by =Sycon

I’m WHITE so I MUST be a racist. Yeah right, and Adolf is my middle name…and this can go many ways……

I’m a GUY with LONG HAIR so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I’m good with computers so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I’m a GUY so I MUST love sports.

I’m not religious so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

Added by~K6204

I am a GIRL, so Boys must be best at sports.Or just anyone who can actually catch a ball….

I am a pushover, so I must have controlling friends

I am not EMO, so I must be uncool

I am skinny, so I must be sensitve about my wight

I am a christian, so I go to church every sunday.

I am a christian, so I can’t do anything on haloween

I am poor, so I don’t have good hygine

Added by~WolvenViking

I am a housewife, so I must have no self respect.

Added by:~Gr3ySky200

I consider myself ‘normal’ so I MUST be boring.

From chaotickitty
I’m a Pagan, so I MUST be a hippy.Yep, right, and I hug trees and my children are called Moonbeam and Morgane…..Oh, um, well the Morgane bit is true…but I wouldn’t say I was a hippy

I’m Bisexual, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I suffer from depression, so I MUST be a hypochondriac Er no….you don’t choose it you know, and you don’t see it all the time, it’s something you fight rather than seek out!

I play online games, so I MUST have no life other than that.

And now a few new ones from me………khlari

I’m a goth, so I must be an airhead Wrong wrong wrong….check out goth IQs

I am a pagan, so I must be weird Weird is in the eye of the beholder…still hold down a job and family….

I still dress strangely over the age of 30, so I must be some kind of retard Or just still want to be original, and still have a personality….

I have a blog, so that means I hang about in cyberspace and have no friends Um no, that means I like to express myself in many media……with real and cyber friends…..

I like the net, so I must be so ugly I don’t fit in in the real world……..Not the last time I looked, have a real and functional life and am not bus-stoppingly ugly…..

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the subject when you re-post this.

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One Response to “I’m ……………..so I must be………….. (fill in the blanks)”

  1. I am Puetro Rican so I MUST be a maid.

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